exposedyogi

I’m a plant-loving yogini w/ a permanent case of wanderlust & a feet-on-the-ground reality check (literally, my bare feet are on the ground right now lol). Think of me as your favorite exhale. I’m here for genuine connection, good laughs, & a vibe that doesn’t feel transactional.

I’m easygoing, but I don’t play when it comes to my peace of mind. To make sure we’re both real people & not a headache, I have a firm "no screening, no meeting" policy.

Before you get to walk a mile in my Birkenstocks

A clear photo of your ID OR

Proof of occupation (LinkedIn or Work ID)

I keep it straightforward & respectful, and I expect the same from you. However, if you missed the part about screening, I’m assuming it’s a reading comprehension issue—& my "zen" disappears & the snark comes out when I have to repeat myself.

If you can handle a chick who knows her worth & prefers a relaxed vibe over a script, let’s talk.

Location: My private residence in South Austin—my house where my 2 dogs call home; my sanctuary—treat it with respect.

Vibe: Low-key & stress-free (lol that rhymes).

Screening: Mandatory. No exceptions, no drama.

Incall 400hr 300hhr 200qv

outcall 500hr 400hhr 300qv

longer sessions , just multiply hrs by hourly rate