When you look in my eyes, it will all become clear. I'd prefer to drop the veil right here and allow you to simply gaze into my big, honest, and fiery eyes--I've always preferred show to tell and dare to truth.

I graduated with honors from an Ivy with a Bachelors of Science but always cherished my art and philosophy classes most. The first hat I tried on out of college was as a card-carrying scientist and the second was in good old corporate America. In the end though, I wasn't made for the fluorescent lighting of either vocation.

I was made for soaring ceilings with natural light, old records, newspapers, vintage furs, and new shoes. Above all other descriptors, I am a New Yorker. My family has been here for four generations and my native tongue is New York wit.

So what will our time be like? Maybe, as Yeats says, "what can be explained is not poetry".

I'm based in NYC and am available to meet at your upscale hotel or I'm happy to handle the arrangements for an additional fee. Travel updates will be on my twitter and instagram. I'm always open to fly or train to wherever you are!

1 hr 2000

90 min 2300

2 hrs 2500

3 hrs 3000

4 hrs 4000

6 hrs 5500

Overnight (14) 8000

Overnight (18) 10000

Full Day 12000

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